Lauren, aka nilla wafer, is blonde (right now at least) and sarcastic. She enjoys simple things in life like grammar, boots (or shoes that make noise), and reading. She is jealous of her younger sister's jedi skills and wishes she could be a jedi herself. Her lack of force power is made up for by her genius writing abilities. She loves dresses and scarfs and Clinton, Stacy, and Tim Gunn are a few of her heroes. She's the Man, The Office, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, are commonly quoted throughout the apartment. She hates nature. She is witty and amazing. 
